Comments on: Watermelons and Sex

By: Sheila Ryan

Sheila Ryan — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:17:13 +0000

I brought my girl an apple/She let me hold her hand/
I brought my girl an orange/We kissed beneath the band/
I brought my girl bananas/She let me squeeze her tight/
I’m gonna bring a watermelon/To my girl to-night.

(“I’m Gonna Bring a Watermelon to My Girl To-night”. Con Conrad. 1924. Recorded in 1966 by the Bonzo Dog Band.)

By: Jeff Ventura

Jeff Ventura — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:09:08 +0000

Boners!

That is all.

By: Daryl Scroggins

Daryl Scroggins — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:53:55 +0000

Don’t wanna get stung.

By: Cindy Scroggins

Cindy Scroggins — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:52:07 +0000

Good luck with that.

By: Daryl Scroggins

Daryl Scroggins — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:50:45 +0000

I’m havin’ some watermelon right now.

By: Cindy Scroggins

Cindy Scroggins — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:45:51 +0000

Fuck you!

By: Daryl Scroggins

Daryl Scroggins — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:39:32 +0000

What am I doing right now?

By: Cindy Scroggins

Cindy Scroggins — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:35:15 +0000

I can do everything faster than you can, Big Boy.

By: Daryl Scroggins

Daryl Scroggins — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:34:34 +0000

Okay–just let me know what I’m going to say next. It’s not my fault she can type so much faster than I can.

By: Daryl Scroggins

Daryl Scroggins — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:33:22 +0000

Deron–I’m sure this is why Gene screwed so many of them out in that field, aside from the good sense to not get a wasp on his pecker.