July 25, 2008


The World Writes an Open Letter to John McCain

And I quote:

“Ordinarily we do not interfere in America’s internal affairs,” said a spokesman for the rest of the planet, “even when it has become clear, as in recent years, that American voters are about to elect ignorant, incoherent buffoons who will add immeasurably to our immiseration. But this time is different. We didn’t think it was worth our while to step up for your Carter or Mondale or Dukakis or Gore or Kerry — besides, we’d only be bombed or invaded for our trouble. But this time, I mean, come on — you’ve got to be kidding me, right? Please tell me you’re kidding.”

posted by Deron Bauman in politics, satire 

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  1. Abductedcow » Blog Archive » Open Letter from the World on July 28th, 2008 at 10:16 am

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