July 24, 2008


this just in

People with symmetric bodies have sexy voices.

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3 Responses to “this just in”

  1. Cindy Scroggins on July 24th, 2008 at 9:18 am

    My body is symmetric and my voice is not sexy.

    They have just proved that I do not exist.

  2. Sheila Ryan on July 24th, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    My body is asymmetric and my voice is sexy.

    Cindy and I are non-existent.

  3. Mike D. on July 24th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    The shape of my body and the sexiness of my voice seem entirely dependent on the observer. Thus, my existence hangs in a state of Schroedinger-esque uncertainty.

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