August 2, 2008


A Joke About Three Rats ( NSFW )

Three rats are sitting at a bar bragging about how tough they are. The first rat says “Guys, I’m the toughest. I use the mousetrap bar for arm strengthening”. The second rat says “Guys, I’m the toughest. I eat D-CON for breakfast”. The third rat quietly gets up and starts to leave the bar. The first two ask him where he’s going, to which he replies, “I’m going home to fuck the cat”.

posted by Patrick Burleson in jokes 

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