August 31, 2008


An apparition

The church clears out quick after the second service.  As I idled through the deserted parking lot, something caught my eye. A pile of vomit, bright and baking under the noonday sun. I pulled the car up for a closer inspection. The grapes I recognized from coffee hour; the bright yellow bits were of unknown origin. In a circumstance such as this, I have always wondered: reverse transubstantiation? I looked closely for any sign of the wafer, but like the body behind the stone, it was gone.

posted by Mike Dresser in anecdotes, food, found, religion 

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2 Responses to “An apparition”

  1. Brandon Hobson on August 31st, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    Perhaps the devil was lurking around.

  2. Deron Bauman on August 31st, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    regurgitated jesus. delicious.

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