August 7, 2008


Dear Jesus

If I hear that commercial for “the greatest Christian power anthems of our time” again, I’m going to crucify my ears.

In loving testimony,

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9 Responses to “Dear Jesus”

  1. Brent on August 8th, 2008 at 1:32 am

    Amen, brother.

    (I’m Anglican - Episcopalian for you American folks, and I can’t stand this kind of dreck music. But hey, they probably don’t get plainsong chant either.)

  2. Christopher Walken on August 8th, 2008 at 6:19 am

    Heh. I’ve a bit of a past as a church musician. When this commercial comes on, I feel the infrared heat of my roommate’s incredulity from across the room. Without looking up, I do a roll call for him, confirming the worst: “Played that one…and that…yep, more Twila Paris…doing that next week…”

    Take away the words, and a lot of them aren’t too different from Elton John. Well, at least when I get my way. Sacred or secular, it’s a rush to move the crowd.

  3. vin. on August 8th, 2008 at 9:00 am

    The mere fact that there exists a “Christian power anthem” is hilarious. It sort of implies the existence of an inferiority complex vs. other belief systems. Do other religions require the use of power anthems? Is there a Jewish power anthem or a Muslim power anthem.

    We Hindus don’t need no stinkin’ anthems.

  4. Daryl Scroggins on August 8th, 2008 at 9:04 am

    Let’s just bring the real Jesus out, have him wave to the crowd and make some vaguely gang-signish gestures. Then somebody can show him how the mic works, and he’ll say a few things, and everybody will cheer for a few seconds–and then they’ll start hooting for him to get off the damn stage so the music can get going again.

  5. Cooper Renner on August 8th, 2008 at 10:11 am

    For whatever reason, there is very definitely, as vin notes, a deep-seated inferiority complex apparent in much of American evangelical culture. I don’t get it: if one believes that God is the all-powerful, then how can one also behave like such a victim? And that juxtaposition–”Christian power”–implies something else again, which is what people like Pat Robertson actually dream of nightly.

  6. Amanda Mae Meyncke on August 8th, 2008 at 10:15 am

    Anglican is not Episcopalian. Doctrinal differences.

  7. Amanda Mae Meyncke on August 8th, 2008 at 10:16 am

    Pat Robertson can bench press 700 pounds!!

  8. Rick Neece on August 8th, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    Perhaps someone who is skilled among us could pull together the highlights, and mix us up a 16-minute cocktail of a house-disco version of the greatest of the anthems for the dance-party at Clusterflockstock. Soultrain is the new Soultrain?

  9. Brent on August 8th, 2008 at 9:07 pm

    Amanda, I’m a member of the Anglican Church of Canada, which is in full communion with the Episcopalian Church in the States, and the Church of England, and a whole lot of other religious bodies that call themselves Anglican, or Episcopal (such as the Scottish Episcopal Church).

    This may help explain it to you:

    http://anglicansonline.org/communion/index.html

    Kind regards,

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