August 14, 2008


Erotic Magic Workshop

There’ll be workshops, after a fashion, at clusterflockstock, and this is by way of “drumming up” interest in a “workshop” I plan to offer.

“Content” is still “in development”, but I have privately shared with a couple of my fellow ‘flockers a description of my newly invented “Gettin’ It On Ritual” (the core of my Erotic Magic Workshop), and responses have been positive. To share the details in a public forum would only cheapen and coarsen something already crude and vulgar, so I invite those of you planning to attend clusterflockstock to “pencil in” my Erotic Magic Workshop.

Exact time and location will be announced at the event itself when I holler, “Hey, y’all, I’m fixin’ to show my Gettin’ It On Ritual! . . . (Yeah, that’s okay. If you’re still workin’ on your barbecue, just bring it with you.)”

posted by Sheila Ryan in Meet the Flockers, announcements, education, entertainment, games, general, how to, mysticism, self-help, sex, sexuality, tips and tricks 

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15 Responses to “Erotic Magic Workshop”

  1. Mike Dresser on August 14th, 2008 at 7:06 am

    Levitation. Slight of hand. Disappearance. Reappearance. Production.

    My god, gettin’ it on really is the ultimate magic trick.

  2. Sheila Ryan on August 14th, 2008 at 7:39 am

    It is also a central element of my religion.

  3. Cindy Scroggins on August 14th, 2008 at 8:24 am

    Will there be CE credit?

  4. Sheila Ryan on August 14th, 2008 at 8:26 am

    The knowledge you will gain and the mysteries into which you will be initiated: these will be reward enough.

  5. Mike Dresser on August 14th, 2008 at 8:42 am

    It’s gnostic gnookie.

  6. Cindy Scroggins on August 14th, 2008 at 8:56 am

    Not even a certificate?

  7. Sally Head on August 14th, 2008 at 9:01 am

    Oh, my.

    I may have to ask for time off.

  8. Sheila Ryan on August 14th, 2008 at 9:02 am

    Wallet-size or suitable for framing?

  9. Sheila Ryan on August 14th, 2008 at 9:04 am

    How about wallet-size — and imbued with magical properties, sort of like a holy card?

  10. Cindy Scroggins on August 14th, 2008 at 9:17 am

    Yeah, that would be nice. Maybe put some glitter on it.

  11. Phil on August 14th, 2008 at 9:23 am

    I have been looking for some way of using my “Look no hands” line for a while so if I was able to add some substance to the statement it would be all the more impressive! Count me in.

  12. Sheila Ryan on August 14th, 2008 at 9:47 am

    Certainly. Glitter is in fact an ingredient in certain rituals of erotic magic.

  13. Sheila Ryan on August 14th, 2008 at 10:42 am

    Excellent, Phil. If I can get this workshop scam scheme going, I hope to take it on the road. Special discounts for friends of clusterflock. And I am developing an online workshop as well.

  14. Andrew Simone on August 14th, 2008 at 11:44 am

    You’ll need an iPhone app and a social network to really get this going.

  15. Sheila Ryan on August 14th, 2008 at 11:56 am

    Good point, Andrew. Say, this could really keep me busy.

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