August 7, 2008


I Remembered Another Joke!

A doctor walks into a bank to cash a check.  He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer.

“Oh, great,” he says.  “Some asshole’s got my pen.”

posted by Cindy Scroggins in jokes 

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4 Responses to “I Remembered Another Joke!”

  1. Deron Bauman on August 7th, 2008 at 10:17 am

    don’t write a check that your ass can’t cover.

  2. Daniel on August 28th, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    What did the constipated mathematician do? Worked it out with a pencil.

  3. Cindy Scroggins on August 28th, 2008 at 7:34 pm

    Daniel, you’re my kinda guy.

  4. Daniel on August 29th, 2008 at 11:28 pm

    Why, thank you. Who says clever toilet humour doesn’t exist?

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