August 2, 2008


Joke: Three Cowboys Sitting Around a Campfire (Semi-NSFW)

This is one of my favorite jokes. It really can’t be told out loud as you need the surprise from reading it:

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire. The youngest cowboy says, “Last week, a mammoth bull gored 10 men on the range, but I stepped in and wrestled it to the ground with nothing but my bare hands.”

Not wanting to be outdone, the second cowboy says, “That’s nothing. Two days ago, I was attacked by a 10-foot rattler, but I caught it in mid-strike and ripped off its head with my teeth.”

The third cowboy just sat there quietly, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

posted by Patrick Burleson in jokes 

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2 Responses to “Joke: Three Cowboys Sitting Around a Campfire (Semi-NSFW)”

  1. Brandon Hobson on August 3rd, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    Okay, I laughed out loud at this one.

  2. jim gault on August 3rd, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    funny cowboy jikes here
    http://www.chapsrus.com/pages/cowboy-jokes/cowboy-jokes.htm

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