August 11, 2008

Oh You Kid

 

Everyone needs a little Angela Lansbury in the morning. From my favorite movie as a child, The Harvey Girls.

My four younger sisters and I put on a very reasonable facsimile of this very routine.

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  1. Sheila Ryan on August 11th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    Amanda Mae: Kittentits, if you’ll perform this at clusterflockstock (next May), I’ll perform this.

  2. Cindy Scroggins on August 11th, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    And I’ll sing Wild Thing in German, à la Marlene Dietrich.

  3. Amanda Mae Meyncke on August 11th, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    I would acquiese, but I fear I would find myself, forlorn and alone on stage, some May evening not too far from now, belting away with no other acts in sight.

    Actually, that’s pretty much every May evening, ’round these parts.

  4. Cindy Scroggins on August 11th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    Oh, Amanda Mae, Sheila and I can be trusted. Really. We’re all ethical and stuff.

  5. Sheila Ryan on August 11th, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    Cindy’s right, Amanda Mae. And speaking for myself, you can’t hardly stop me from making a fool of myself.

    (Oh, and Amanda Mae: May I include you among the participants in my girls-only clusterflockstock workshop on peeing in the woods? I think Cindy and Amy are signed up, and maybe Mary Jeys.

    And don’t forget to put in an order for a pee chute from Cindy.

    She and I have kind of different approaches to peeing, but both are good.)

  6. Cindy Scroggins on August 11th, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    I’ll bring plenty of pee chutes. I just settled on the final design the other day. Those pee chutes will be sights to behold, let me tell you.

  7. Amanda Mae Meyncke on August 11th, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    Sure. You know they already sell pee chutes of a sort for those making the female to male transition, right?

    Does everyone get to host a workshop?

  8. Cindy Scroggins on August 11th, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    Well, Sheila is the chair of the committee on committees, so I guess that’s her call. But my sense is that anyone who wishes to host a workshop may do so.

    I’m not hosting a workshop per se; I’ll simply be handing out pee chutes to the females among us, as a public service/charity kind of thing.

  9. Sheila Ryan on August 11th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    Sure. Everyone gets to host a workshop. Whenever. Whatever. Complete and utter chaos is my goal.

    You just show up and holler, “Okay, I’m leadin’ a workshop now, y’all!” That’s what I’m thinking. In my capacity as . . . what Cindy said.

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