August 2, 2008
Tell a Joke (NSFW)
A priest and a minister go golfing.
On the first hole, the priest goes to putt, and the ball narrowly misses the hole, so he says “Shit, fuck, damn! I missed!” The minister, stunned, looks to the priest and says “There’s no need for that kind of language.”
On the next hole, the priest once again narrowly misses, and, again, he says “Shit, fuck, damn! I missed!” The minister says “I don’t think the Lord would appreciate that kind of language.” The priest shrugs him off and says “If God doesn’t like it, he can strike me dead.”
On the next hole, the priest once again misses, and, again, he says “Shit, fuck, damn! I missed!”
All of a sudden, the clouds roll in, the skies get dark, and a bolt of lightning comes down and strikes the minister dead. Then a loud, booming voice comes from the sky saying, “Shit, fuck, damn! I missed!”
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