August 27, 2008


Thinking Ahead

While watching the Olympics I noticed many ads featuring big winners of races–which of course had to have been made, along with others, far ahead of time. So I have decided to make some posts up ahead of time for possible outcomes of the presidential election. Here’s one I’ll run if McCain wins:

Fool me once: shame on you.

Fool me twice: shame on me.

Fool me three times: fuck me with a pile driver and tell me how useful I was.

posted by Daryl Scroggins in aphorisms, politics, tips and tricks 

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8 Responses to “Thinking Ahead”

  1. Cindy Scroggins on August 27th, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    Fool me three times: Duck and cover.

  2. Cindy Scroggins on August 27th, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    My blood pressure just shot up to the point that I’m feeling my pulse in the little head crater that I got from tripping over the goddamned treadmill.

    I will explode if John McCain wins this election.

  3. Deron Bauman on August 27th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    That’s funny, Daryl. I already had my ‘if McCain wins’ post picked out as well:

    What the fuck is wrong with you people?!

  4. Michael Grant Smith on August 27th, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    Grab your ankles and kiss your ass goodbye.

  5. Mike Dresser on August 27th, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    “This just in: rich politically-connected white man triumphs over black man and woman. In other news, stocks are up this hour…”

  6. Doc on August 27th, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

    I’ve got a ten-spot that says the American public (e-vil personified) votes against its own self interest again this fall.

  7. Mike Dresser on August 27th, 2008 at 7:00 pm

    Here’s the thing, Doc: if you’re right, McCain wins, and things keep going the way they are…your 10-spot will be worth about what a fiver is today. I demand two-to-one, at least.

  8. Doc on August 27th, 2008 at 8:29 pm

    Mike -

    Sure, you bastard, bring that up!

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