September 24, 2008


A New Level of Ineffectual Douchebaggery?

I hope that this is a very good joke.

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10 Responses to “A New Level of Ineffectual Douchebaggery?”

  1. Deron Bauman on September 24th, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    poog is goop backwards.

  2. Cindy Scroggins on September 24th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    Oh my god. I have a small monitor, so it took me a second to realize there was more at the bottom of the screen. I scrolled down to find Gwyneth Paltrow’s signature.

    Oh my god.

  3. Aaron Winslow on September 24th, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    Go ahead, Cindy. Nourish what is real. Get a bigger monitor.

  4. Cindy Scroggins on September 24th, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    It’s not the size that counts. It’s the, um, resolution.

    I am a good egg.

  5. Tracy on September 24th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    The site stirs thoughts of violence toward woodland creatures and delicate houseplants. Gwyneth Paltrow’s work has been known to affect me in similar ways for years. I fear the site may, in fact, not be a joke after all. Not intentionally anyway.

  6. Andrew Simone on September 24th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    Is it okay to hope it isn’t fake (that doesn’t mean I like it)?

  7. Aaron Winslow on September 24th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    Nourish what is real, Andrew. Nourish it.

  8. Moliticon on September 24th, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    I’m full. Thank you.

  9. Michael Grant Smith on September 24th, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    GOOP. Goop. Goooooop.

    Gwyneth Overdoes Obvious Platitudes.

    Make go get do be see. My new mantra.

  10. Andrew Simone on September 24th, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    Man does not live by bread alone, Aaron.

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