September 13, 2008


Celebrities Struggling to Make Ends Meet

Some of the most prominent and glamorous celebrities are now forced to order their domestic staff to serve frozen creamed orphan on toast points or canned poached breast of bald eagle instead of fresh.

Meanwhile, average Americans who are not famous or popular or attractive are subsisting on diets of wienie water, dust bunnies, and grass clippings.

(link to article)

posted by Michael Grant Smith in beauty, economics, food, movies, music, news, nutrition, pop culture, satire, sports, television 

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3 Responses to “Celebrities Struggling to Make Ends Meet”

  1. Sheila Ryan on September 13th, 2008 at 9:13 am

    Hey, I remember reading about wienie water a couple of years ago here on clusterflock. Wait. No. That was me writing about wienie water.

  2. Andrew Simone on September 13th, 2008 at 9:45 am

    This Sheila Ryan has the memory of an Elephant.

  3. Sheila Ryan on September 13th, 2008 at 10:53 am

    But it is selective. I can forget the things I really want to forget.

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