September 18, 2008
dear clusterflock
I’ve been on hiatus from the Intertubes for like two months. Which is ridiculous.
So: What’d I miss? Does anybody have the notes I can borrow? Is there a Reader’s Digest condensed version or something?
And, specifically, what have you ’flockers been up to? I’ve missed you terribly…
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Hey, Jonathan, we’ve wondered what happened to you! Welcome back!
Nothing much going on here. I mean, given that we’re having a dull presidential race in the midst of a strong economy, there’s not much to talk about.
USA! USA!
I believe the last two months looked something like this:
dnc… SARAH PALIN, Sarah Palin’s pregnancy, Sarah Palin’s daughter’s pregnancy, Lipstick on animals, hockey sticks, moose hunting …the economy
I may have missed some of it, but you get the point.
We had to pawn the internet to make rent last month.
and, we’ve missed you too.
and even though my car doesn’t smell anymore, i’m still itchy and i think it’s bird mites.
Six comments in, and no one has mentioned the fact that the Large Hard On Collider didn’t destroy the universe?
You aren’t real Internetters.
Imposters, all of you…
Oh, and andrea, I think you should get that checked.
I wasn’t sure about that. Nobody was able to confirm.
I have been and remain in a hypnagogic state.
Sheila!
My first day back, and already you’re casting your spells…
Hypnagogic. Beautiful…
The blood oranges are in.