September 18, 2008


dear clusterflock

I’ve been on hiatus from the Intertubes for like two months. Which is ridiculous.

So: What’d I miss? Does anybody have the notes I can borrow? Is there a Reader’s Digest condensed version or something?

And, specifically, what have you ’flockers been up to? I’ve missed you terribly…

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11 Responses to “dear clusterflock”

  1. Cindy Scroggins on September 18th, 2008 at 10:22 am

    Hey, Jonathan, we’ve wondered what happened to you! Welcome back!

    Nothing much going on here. I mean, given that we’re having a dull presidential race in the midst of a strong economy, there’s not much to talk about.

  2. Deron Bauman on September 18th, 2008 at 10:42 am

    USA! USA!

  3. Michael Smith on September 18th, 2008 at 11:04 am

    I believe the last two months looked something like this:

    dnc… SARAH PALIN, Sarah Palin’s pregnancy, Sarah Palin’s daughter’s pregnancy, Lipstick on animals, hockey sticks, moose hunting …the economy

    I may have missed some of it, but you get the point.

  4. Andricon on September 18th, 2008 at 11:05 am

    We had to pawn the internet to make rent last month.

  5. Deron Bauman on September 18th, 2008 at 11:13 am

    and, we’ve missed you too.

  6. andrea on September 18th, 2008 at 11:31 am

    and even though my car doesn’t smell anymore, i’m still itchy and i think it’s bird mites.

  7. Jonathan McNicol on September 18th, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    Six comments in, and no one has mentioned the fact that the Large Hard On Collider didn’t destroy the universe?

    You aren’t real Internetters.

    Imposters, all of you…

    Oh, and andrea, I think you should get that checked.

  8. Michael Smith on September 18th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    I wasn’t sure about that. Nobody was able to confirm.

  9. Sheila Ryan on September 18th, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    I have been and remain in a hypnagogic state.

  10. Jonathan McNicol on September 18th, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    Sheila!

    My first day back, and already you’re casting your spells…

    Hypnagogic. Beautiful…

  11. Kris on September 18th, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    The blood oranges are in.

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