September 29, 2008


dear clusterflock

Any suggestions for a drinking game for the Biden / Palin debate?

posted by Deron Bauman in advice, alcohol, dear clusterflock, games 

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18 Responses to “dear clusterflock”

  1. Mike Dresser on September 30th, 2008 at 12:44 am

    Have a designated.

  2. Michael Grant Smith on September 30th, 2008 at 6:25 am

    There’s not enough Jameson whiskey in all of Ireland.

  3. Brandon Hobson on September 30th, 2008 at 6:50 am

    Everytime Palin blinks, take a drink.

  4. Cindy Scroggins on September 30th, 2008 at 8:09 am

    Try to keep the gun on the table.

  5. Brad V. on September 30th, 2008 at 8:36 am

    Drink every time she says she can see Russia or has executive experience from Wassila.

  6. Kyle Wegner on September 30th, 2008 at 8:46 am

    Drink every time she says “shoring” or “maverick.”

    Drink every time she says “good old” or mentions Alaska.

    I don’t have any rules for Biden. Does he have any ticks? Wait, does he even speak? I didn’t know they put the Democratic VP nominee on television. Huh.

  7. Daryl Scroggins on September 30th, 2008 at 8:52 am

    Drink until you get across the bridge to nowhere.

  8. Sheila Ryan on September 30th, 2008 at 9:00 am

    Seems I recall a Garrison Keillor monologue in which he spoke of watching ‘the news’ on TV. “You might as well drink gin straight out of the bottle.”

  9. Deron Bauman on September 30th, 2008 at 9:00 am

    drink until you’re happy.

    drink until it makes sense.

  10. Cindy Scroggins on September 30th, 2008 at 9:15 am

    I’ve already started.

  11. Terence F on September 30th, 2008 at 9:42 am

    To his usual detriment, Joltin’ Joe does indeed speak. Drink when he says something misogynistic or mentions a personal relationship with a foreign leader.

  12. Aaron Winslow on September 30th, 2008 at 10:04 am

    Drink a shot of bourbon everytime Biden seems like a dick.
    Drink a shot of your competitors’ blood everytime Palin seems like a dick.
    Snort a rail off of the blade of the largest knife in the house everytime Gwen Ifill seems frustrated.
    Have a sip of hot chocolate everytime you feel like changing the channel.

  13. Sheila Ryan on September 30th, 2008 at 10:08 am

    Drink till you can see clear across the Bering Strait and you convince yourself what you see is significant.

  14. Sheila Ryan on September 30th, 2008 at 10:10 am

    Aaron’s game makes my tummy all funny. It feels like reality.

  15. Deron Bauman on September 30th, 2008 at 10:17 am

    drink until you see Putin’s head.

  16. Brandon Hobson on September 30th, 2008 at 11:50 am

    She’s the type of person who says “ya” instead of “you,” something that makes me cringe.

  17. Kelsey Parker on September 30th, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    Oh, MIT have got this covered. The red team is sure to drink the blue team under the table.

  18. jb on September 30th, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    another.

    i don’t have the fortitude to keep up with all of that potential alcohol intake, and i drink constantly.

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