September 10, 2008
Devil Take the Hindmost

Done made that last payment on the 2005 Honda Element. Ain’t no repo man can toss me off’n my tailgate now. Finance company done sent me the title and everything.
Still a lien on my soul but I got me a man working on a real sweet deal.
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WOW!
And you look so mysterious and beautiful… and powerful.
Why, thank you. I almost let fly one of my smart quips, but I’d really rather just say, Thank you.
Are you sure this isn’t a still from one of those imaginary movies? The scene where you are examining the shortest and most secret way to get somewhere to do something unspeakable.
Congratulations!
Yes, you look mysterious, beautiful, powerful… and the owner of a 2005 Honda Element. Congrats! I bet you are the only vampire in the state who drives one.
Time to trade up, it’s The American Dream! I know where you can get a good deal on a Hummer.