September 25, 2008


Mommy made that ice cream

Frankly, the idea freaks me out a little:

“The fact that human adults consume huge quantities of dairy products made from milk that was meant for a baby cow just doesn’t make sense,” says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. “Everyone knows that ‘the breast is best,’ so Ben & Jerry’s could do consumers and cows a big favor by making the switch to breast milk.”

posted by Andrew Simone in animals, food, nutrition 

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19 Responses to “Mommy made that ice cream”

  1. Deron Bauman on September 25th, 2008 at 10:35 am

    just like mom used to make.

  2. Andrew Simone on September 25th, 2008 at 10:38 am

    You should get her to post the recipe on the internet.

  3. Deron Bauman on September 25th, 2008 at 11:20 am

    this is the closest I could find but so refreshing on a summer day.

  4. epimetheus on September 25th, 2008 at 11:39 am

    The prospect of milking women on an industrial scale is more than a little off-putting.

    Maybe we could genetically engineer the cows to make human milk instead of cow milk. I bet that would satisfy PETA.

  5. Rick Neece on September 25th, 2008 at 11:47 am

    Vanilla Squirt?

    Mocha Expresso?

    Jugga Love?

  6. Reznicek111 on September 25th, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    Dulce de La Leche League?

  7. Cindy Scroggins on September 25th, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    Titty Fruity

  8. Aaron Winslow on September 25th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    For me, adults drinking breastmilk is right up there with eye violence and genital violence. It totally upsets. #1 sweaty yuckers.

  9. Andrew Simone on September 25th, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    Aaron, I think you are avoiding the deeper question: How is this relevant to nourishing our inner aspect?

  10. Deron Bauman on September 25th, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    goopsicle!

  11. Aaron Winslow on September 25th, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    I’m about to hack up my inner aspect into a public toilet.

  12. Daryl Scroggins on September 25th, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    I want to see the cone.

  13. Cindy Scroggins on September 25th, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    It comes in cups. Sizes A, B, C, D…

  14. Daryl Scroggins on September 25th, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    Lock Mama outside in winter and get soft-serve.

  15. Aaron Winslow on September 25th, 2008 at 4:34 pm

    You guys are dicks.

  16. Michael Grant Smith on September 25th, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    Don’t take your kids off the ice cream too soon — they’ll spend the rest of their lives hating you for it.

  17. Michael Dougan on September 26th, 2008 at 4:27 am

    I found breast milk to be a bit rich and creamy to drink straight up but was lovely in coffee. I think “milking” women on an industrial scale would be great, it would keep them off the road for one thing.

  18. Sheila Ryan on September 26th, 2008 at 8:59 am

    Mike, folks here in Jo Daviess County are all up in arms over a proposed ‘mega-dairy farm’ planned by a non-local (a Californian!). Fellow’s probably going to truck in all those failed wannabe actresses who can’t face returning home to work at Wal-Mart.

  19. Phil Bebbington on September 26th, 2008 at 9:19 am

    Well I guess we have all loved it at some stage in our lives, I guess some just don’t know when to let go

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