September 22, 2008
Stand-up Dave
Turns out Stand-up Dave wasn’t called that because he was a well adjusted citizen but because he would always stand on his boogie board like a surfer. He could have gone pro, they said, had his backwards logic not prevented him from using surfboards. Apparently, it just wasn’t hardcore enough.
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[...] Stand-up Dave did not have much money, so he could never really afford drugs or alcohol, but he did drink two liter cokes like frat boys do beer bongs. This produced the most terrible, constant flatulence you could have ever imagined. When you were driving to the beach with him, he would lean forward in his seat and release not just a cackle. [...]