September 13, 2008
Statistics
Do you ever find yourself wondering about bizarre statistics that would be impossible to compile? I mean, sometimes I’ll find myself wondering about things like: How many people have died while sitting on the toilet, relative to how many people have died while engaged in sexual intercourse. Then of course pesky complications arise: How many people have died having intercourse while seated (or standing) on a toilet?
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I find myself thinking: how many people died today? how many people were born? how many people are having sex right now?
I’m not.
I’m too besotted with myself to think much about what other people might be doing.