September 13, 2008


Statistics

Do you ever find yourself wondering about bizarre statistics that would be impossible to compile? I mean, sometimes I’ll find myself wondering about things like: How many people have died while sitting on the toilet, relative to how many people have died while engaged in sexual intercourse. Then of course pesky complications arise: How many people have died having intercourse while seated (or standing) on a toilet?

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3 Responses to “Statistics”

  1. Deron Bauman on September 13th, 2008 at 11:55 am

    I find myself thinking: how many people died today? how many people were born? how many people are having sex right now?

  2. Lucy on September 13th, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    I’m not.

  3. Sheila Ryan on September 13th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    I’m too besotted with myself to think much about what other people might be doing.

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