September 18, 2008


Vampire Love

In the past few months Vampires have had a surge in popularity. The Beezies and Bankrolls blog has been spending the last week studying Vampires and Vampire culture. Today they had an interview with a girl who has been in a couple relationships with self proclaimed Vampires.

The main thing I would be concerned with in dating a Vampire would be hygiene, how do they know they’re looking pretty if they can’t use mirrors?

I think it was easier dating a guy…it takes less effort to look good. Just hair gel and clothes, and he was ready for a night on the town. But, the girl vamp I knew…always looked impeccable. I don’t really know how she did it, but she always had style.

Maybe she used the camera on her cell phone. Has technology made being a Vampire easier?

I think technology has improved everyone’s quality of life and vamps are reaping the benefits as well. Like the aforementioned itunes app and online banking, various technology-based advances including vampyric-based social networking have improved vampires ability to function in mainstream society.
 

posted by Christopher Walken in beauty, fashion, interviews 

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9 Responses to “Vampire Love”

  1. Andrew Simone on September 18th, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    In the past few months Vampires have had a surge in popularity.

    This has to be true since even I have been tweeting about it.

  2. Dan on September 18th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    Andrew,
    Your link didn’t work…

    Vampires scare me. That interview was pretty scary!

  3. Sheila Ryan on September 18th, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    Vampyric-based social networking has improved my quality of life in ways I could never have foreseen even five years ago. Vampires are so damn hot — way hotter than zombies or mummies or even werewolves.

  4. Deron Bauman on September 18th, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    y’all been watching true blood? it’s pretty hot.

  5. Andrew Simone on September 18th, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    Doh! It should work now.

  6. Rick Neece on September 18th, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    Yep, been watchin’. Yep, purdy hot. ‘Cept the script don’t seem like the old Alan. Things transpire, with a lot of talky-talk between. Think that’s how it’s supposed to be? Or is it laziness? If you think it’s intentional I’ll watch another episode or two. If not, if it’s just a script cranked out to be cranked out to move us from one hot scene to the next hot scene, I’ll just keep the lid closed on my coffin. Unless the script calls for that brother-boy– with nary the thinnest paper-thin layer of fat on him, even if he may be a kind of goofy lookin’ little fucker–to be mostly naked most of the time.

  7. Deron Bauman on September 18th, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    Rick, I think you’ve summed up the appeal of the show exactly. Without the titillation, not so much. I don’t know anything about Alan, though. What should I know?

  8. Sheila Ryan on September 19th, 2008 at 9:43 am

    Are there any vegan Vampires? Is blood vegan? Are vegan chicks allowed to swallow?

  9. Cindy Scroggins on September 19th, 2008 at 9:56 am

    These are the kinds of questions we should all be asking.

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