September 25, 2008


What really got me rolling was the leg lift.

The battery charges related to the flatulent assualt have been dropped:

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and “passed gas loudly,” the complaint said.

Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

“The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,” the complaint alleged.

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2 Responses to “What really got me rolling was the leg lift.”

  1. Jonathan McNicol on September 26th, 2008 at 9:36 am

    Genius!

    This guy should get an award rather than a ticket.

    And this post should be in the ‘poop’ category. Farts are close enough to poop, if you ask me.

  2. Andrew Simone on September 26th, 2008 at 9:54 am

    Done, Jonathan

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