October 3, 2008


Bush Ratings Lower Than Pirates, Wall St. Brokers

Washington, DC — Embattled U.S. President George W. Bush continues his long, slow decline into history’s dumpster.

A new Gallup poll places Mr. Bush’s current approval rating somewhere between Brussels sprouts and explosive diarrhea.

“The Administration’s handling of foreign affairs and the events leading up to the current financial crisis is taking a toll on President Bush’s credibility,” senior pollster R. Kevin Buck told news agencies Thursday. “It’s like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football.”

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5 Responses to “Bush Ratings Lower Than Pirates, Wall St. Brokers”

  1. Kris on October 3rd, 2008 at 11:18 pm

    I reckon that a monkey trying to fuck a football would stand a fair chance of winning an election, provided it was sound on the issue of gay marriage.

  2. India on October 5th, 2008 at 10:31 am

    Perhaps Bush should try adding garlic and pancetta. He might get back up to four forks!

    Mmm, Brussels sprouts.

  3. Sheila Ryan on October 5th, 2008 at 10:47 am

    Brussels sprouts. Oh, yes. I do like me my Brussels sprouts. Even though Belgium baffles me. Along with all that other Euro-what-have-you.

  4. Michael Grant Smith on October 5th, 2008 at 10:49 am

    Brussels sprouts are almost as polarizing as Sarah Palin.

    Speaking for myself, I prefer Brussels sprouts smothered in butter. I would also prefer Governor Palin smothered with a pillow.

  5. Sheila Ryan on October 5th, 2008 at 10:54 am

    Or drenched in a petroleum spill.

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