I could do decent character roles. You know, gnarled veteran, rugged good looks and packing heat, days off retirement, killed by hordes of horny women who sexual desires must be sated.
That sort of thing.
I’m not sure that I’d be appropriate as the young buck who - through copious amounts of sex - must avenge my death for the sake of his sanity and my children.
Dave that’s great, with my hair as it is right now I think I sort of resemble Kramer. I’m not sure what this means but if we can complete the cast we can figure it out then.
How soon?
I don’t think so. It would be so awkward to know that all those people were watching me have sex.
Sure.
I don’t think so. I wouldn’t be able to take the job seriously.
Star? No.
What does it pay?
No, I’m too short
I think so. I wouldn’t be able to take the job seriously.
Is there an industry standard with regard to recovery rates? That may colour my application.
What do you mean, “could”?
MGS: It’s that precision, that attention to detail, that ear for nuance . . . that sets you above the rest.
Even after you stop doing it for money you can still do it for the art.
Or you can do it for the art and dream of doing it for the money.
I could do decent character roles. You know, gnarled veteran, rugged good looks and packing heat, days off retirement, killed by hordes of horny women who sexual desires must be sated.
That sort of thing.
I’m not sure that I’d be appropriate as the young buck who - through copious amounts of sex - must avenge my death for the sake of his sanity and my children.
Think Lethal Weapon with dildos.
Green light!
Sigh. What is there for une femme d’une certaine age who refuses to play to type?
Y’all. Don’t bother to answer. Please. Don’t.
Do porn sets have the same tech roles? Best boy? Key grip?
Animal trainer?
Y’all aren’t much fun. Just say you could be a porn star and let’s move on to question 2.
Of course there is always the “Fluffer” role, often wondered if it was made up from a mix of hasbeens and wannabes?
I could spend part of my time as a model, and part of my time with you…
…and the rest of my time doing my regular job.
I think I could do the porn that imitates major movies or TV shows. I’ve been told I bear a resemblance to Jerry Seinfeld.
Dave that’s great, with my hair as it is right now I think I sort of resemble Kramer. I’m not sure what this means but if we can complete the cast we can figure it out then.
Kinda scares me - gonna drink to forget