October 11, 2008


Dear Clusterflock

What is the worst film you have ever seen?

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31 Responses to “Dear Clusterflock”

  1. Andrew Simone on October 11th, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    You haven’t seen it and you won’t ever find it, Fresno Smooth. It is a cult motorcross film.

  2. Amanda Mae Meyncke on October 11th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    Moulin Rouge.

  3. Andricon on October 11th, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    Tape. Three actors. One room. No music. I watched the whole thing because I didn’t want to believe the whole film was this horrible.

  4. range on October 11th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    Don’t have time to dwell on it too much, but I couldn’t watch the DaVinci Code. It was just too bad. I like watching bad movies though, there’s an art to making a movie so bad that it’s good.

    College wasn’t good either. I didn’t like Iron Man. The new Hulk movie directed by Ang Lee was terrible. I can’t think of any foreign movies though, since I do only watch foreign movies which I know I’ll like.

  5. John on October 11th, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    The Adventures of Baron von Munchhausen.

  6. Deron Bauman on October 11th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    the anniversary party.

  7. Kári on October 11th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    On reflection, I think Alexander probably trumps even Killing Me Softly.

  8. Rick Neece on October 11th, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    We got up and left half-way through Vanilla Sky. Rented it later and found out left just before it got good, er, gooder, goodish.

    Our touch stone for bad is “The Beverly Hillbillies.”

  9. Olly on October 11th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
  10. Brandon Hobson on October 11th, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    Road House was sickening.

  11. Lucy on October 11th, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    Well in terms of recent rather than All Time, it’s a Steve Buscemi movie, which is odd in itself, but anyway, it’s that one he did with Sienna Miller, Interview. Pointless movie. Heartless, uninteresting, not even intriguing. Not even sexy. Hysterical, a single emotional pitch sustained throughout.

  12. Mike Dresser on October 11th, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    Shallow Hal. I don’t know what made me think that would be a good use of seven bucks, or a Saturday afternoon. Karma owes me.

  13. David Grossblatt on October 11th, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    a few of my worst Pretty Woman. Attack Of the Killer Tomatoes. Patch Adams

  14. Andrew Simone on October 11th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
  15. Kris on October 11th, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    A hard call, but my shortlist would have to involve Life is Beautiful, the US remake of The Vanishing, von Trier’s The Idiots, as well as his Dancer in the Dark, and this god awful UK indie vampire abomination Razor Blade Smile, that was just horrible in every possible way. Honourable mentions must go to Lethal Weapon 4, Rush Hour 2 and Underworld.

    Bear in mind that I’m only including those that I watched all way through.

  16. Andrew Simone on October 11th, 2008 at 9:18 pm

    The films studies fella I am currently watching college football with claims it is, hands down, Manos: Hands of Fate.

    Apparently, the film starts with six minutes of people driving aimlessly in cars because they forgot to insert the credits. For the record, THEY FORGOT TO INSERT THE CREDITS.

  17. Matt on October 11th, 2008 at 10:20 pm

    Anything by Scorsese since Good Fellas.

  18. Jordan Running on October 11th, 2008 at 10:20 pm

    Deep Blue Sea.

  19. Amanda Mae Meyncke on October 11th, 2008 at 11:09 pm

    Everyone says Manos. it’s not that bad.

  20. Alek on October 12th, 2008 at 12:01 am

    Alexander

  21. M Sarki on October 12th, 2008 at 3:36 am

    A must-see film for any painseeker is an early flick starring Jim Carrey called “Rubber Face”. Absolutely horrible. But there is one scene in it definitely worth the watch.

  22. Sheila Ryan on October 12th, 2008 at 8:41 am

    Aaron Winslow takes exception, so I am willing to re-view and re-consider, but I am on record with my low opinion of Mandingo.

    One of the very few other films I walked out on is Crawlspace. I’ve watched dreck for the sake of watching Klaus Kinski, but Crawlspace was too much even for me. And that’s saying something.

  23. liz on October 12th, 2008 at 8:50 am

    Rodney Dangerfield’s Back to School on a Greyhound bus.

  24. Ashok on October 12th, 2008 at 9:10 am

    Stigmata.

  25. Cooper Renner on October 12th, 2008 at 9:50 am

    I’ve seen some bad films, I reckon, but I couldn’t finish watching Stone’s The Doors. It absolutely repelled me.

  26. Jonathan McNicol on October 12th, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    First, Tape is a good movie.

    Second, hmmm… This is difficult. How’s about this, here are some movies I’ve either walked out of in the theater or come very close to walking out of in the theater:

    Gladiator (2000)
    The Village (2004)
    Sphere (1998)
    The Cable Guy (1996)
    Spider-Man 3 (2007)
    Hostel (2005)

    Actually, Gladiator is the only one there that I actually walked out of. But I did go back and watch the whole thing on DVD just to make sure it really was as terrible as I remembered it. It’s worse, actually.

    And then there are movies that I like less and less every time someone tells me how great they are—like:

    Gladiator (2000)
    300 (2006)
    Fight Club (1999)
    Crash (2004)

    —but that’s really a different thing entirely.

  27. Belgand on October 12th, 2008 at 7:20 pm

    The problem isn’t so much finding a film that you personally disliked. Nor is it finding one that’s incompetently made, but amusing when viewed in a mocking sense. The challenge is to a find a film so bland, so dull, so utterly artless, cliched, and lacking in any value that it can honestly be called the worst.

    Sadly, I think this also means that every year this is a massive number of “worst” films released.

    I’m also appalled that no one has mentioned Baby Geniuses or recent travesty Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

  28. Mary Jeys on October 12th, 2008 at 9:58 pm

    Andrew, I’m quite intrigued by Fresno Smooth. Easily the worst movie ever. Ever. ever. made? Tart. Don’t see it.

  29. Andrew Simone on October 12th, 2008 at 10:02 pm

    It’s bad enough to watch with the right people and the right bottle of bourbon. Here is the trailer.

  30. chris on October 13th, 2008 at 1:03 am

    Good question, but it depends on what criteria you use to judge “badness”. For example, recently I’ve been on a b-movie kick. The Howling was a horrible movie, but I loved every minute of it. Manos: Hands of Fate, is undeniably one of the worst movies ever made, but it’s just so fun to watch and make fun of with your friends while drinking whiskey.

    In my opinion, the worst movie ever made would be one that is bad, but because of “action-overload” you can’t really make fun of it and so it’s not even really fun to watch. I guess I’d have to say a movie like The Mummy Returns would fall in this category. Usually this type of “bad movie” will be a recent release– if it’s more than 15 years old and “bad” it will actually be pretty “good” to watch because of the anachronism or poor special effects.

    Here is a list of my favorite “bad” movies that I’ve loved to watch recently:
    The Howling
    The Blade Trilogy (surprisingly, since it’s such a recent release, you’d expect it to be a “bad, bad movie”, but I had a blast watching it and making fun)
    Basket Case
    Pet Semetary 2
    Pet Semetary (though this is almost a “good” movie)
    Mad Max franchise
    Underworld Franchise (again, a surprise “good, bad movie” since it’s so recent, but it’s just so make-fun-able that it’s enjoyable)
    Ginger Snaps 1 & 2
    Dog Soldiers
    Also, there’s that Stephen King movie– cant’ remember the name right now with a kid in a wheelchair who has to fight werewolves– that one was golden!

    So yeah, it depends, I suppose, on whether you’re asking for “good, bad movies” or “bad, bad movies”. I’d much rather watch a “good, bad movie” than a “good, good movie”.

  31. Olly on October 13th, 2008 at 10:46 am

    @Jonathan I’d forgotten about Gladiator. It’s right up there.

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