October 6, 2008


In Which I Proclaim My Love for Sarah

Everything changed the night I saw Sarah speak at the Republican National Convention. I was captivated by her passion, her perkiness, her adorably flat accent. Wouldn’t I just love to hear her say my name — to call me her own special “bad guy”? You betcha.

I have already composed a list of nearly three hundred catch phrases and special little pet-names we can use to ignite exchanges of whispers, giggles, and knowing looks with each other. I can’t wait.

(link to Bob C. article)

posted by Michael Grant Smith in government, news, observations, politics, relationships, satire 

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One Response to “In Which I Proclaim My Love for Sarah”

  1. Sheila Ryan on October 6th, 2008 at 8:37 am

    How I thought I could both drink coffee and read this is beyond me. I shouida known what would happen.

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