October 28, 2008

Is that a chorizo in your diaper, or are you just excited to see me?

Oh, the lengths to which people in Texas will go for a good meal.

comments

  1. Sheila Ryan on October 28th, 2008 at 9:13 am

    She was fined $300. And her chorizo was seized.

  2. Sheila Ryan on October 28th, 2008 at 9:23 am

    At first I thought that this might be about driving to Florida to meet Mike Dresser and not wanting to waste time stopping for road food. Or something like that.

  3. Mike Dresser on October 28th, 2008 at 9:39 am

    Florida: The Chorizo State

  4. Cindy Scroggins on October 28th, 2008 at 9:51 am

    Could be, Sheila. But in that case, my diapers would be filled with Tofu Pups.

  5. Sheila Ryan on October 28th, 2008 at 9:59 am

    Cindy, between you and your Tofu Pups and Cooper and his (now presumably abandoned) Lunchables . . . well, I am having me a late-morning gigglefit.

    Working up an appetite as well. Chipmunk chorizo?

    Lena? Lena! You got something for me, girl?

  6. Cindy Scroggins on October 28th, 2008 at 10:09 am

    Cooper used to eat little microwavable food-like substances called Lunch Buckets. His description of said Lunch Buckets once sent me into hysterics and, as I recall, a brief bout of incontinence.

  7. Sheila Ryan on October 28th, 2008 at 10:34 am

    Ah. Lunch Buckets.

    Pissing yourself over Lunch Buckets.

    I’m on the verge of pissing myself thinking about you pissing yourself laughing over Cooper and his Lunch Buckets.

  8. Cooper Renner on October 28th, 2008 at 11:36 am

    “[H]er chorizo was seized.” Wouldn’t that have to mean that she was really a he in disguise?

  9. Phil Bebbington on October 28th, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    Cooper, in Thailand this can be quite a common mistake. I find that if it comes away in your hand then it’s a dead give away. Consequently I like my Chorizo in the open where I can see it.

  10. Sheila Ryan on October 28th, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    “I met her in a club down in old Soho . . . “

  11. Phil Bebbington on October 28th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    Damn you Sheila….why didn’t I think of that! Time for a Campari I feel.

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