October 28, 2008
Is that a chorizo in your diaper, or are you just excited to see me?
Oh, the lengths to which people in Texas will go for a good meal.
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Oh, the lengths to which people in Texas will go for a good meal.
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She was fined $300. And her chorizo was seized.
At first I thought that this might be about driving to Florida to meet Mike Dresser and not wanting to waste time stopping for road food. Or something like that.
Florida: The Chorizo State
Could be, Sheila. But in that case, my diapers would be filled with Tofu Pups.
Cindy, between you and your Tofu Pups and Cooper and his (now presumably abandoned) Lunchables . . . well, I am having me a late-morning gigglefit.
Working up an appetite as well. Chipmunk chorizo?
Lena? Lena! You got something for me, girl?
Cooper used to eat little microwavable food-like substances called Lunch Buckets. His description of said Lunch Buckets once sent me into hysterics and, as I recall, a brief bout of incontinence.
Ah. Lunch Buckets.
Pissing yourself over Lunch Buckets.
I’m on the verge of pissing myself thinking about you pissing yourself laughing over Cooper and his Lunch Buckets.
“[H]er chorizo was seized.” Wouldn’t that have to mean that she was really a he in disguise?
Cooper, in Thailand this can be quite a common mistake. I find that if it comes away in your hand then it’s a dead give away. Consequently I like my Chorizo in the open where I can see it.
“I met her in a club down in old Soho . . . “
Damn you Sheila….why didn’t I think of that! Time for a Campari I feel.