McCain to Begin Actual Campaign Very Soon

October 9, 2008

McCain to Begin Actual Campaign Very Soon

Mr. McCain promised to spend less time leaving angry notes underneath automobile windshield wipers and would instead consign himself fully to winning the presidency, but refused to take character assassination off the table.

Experienced observers predict the feisty, combative GOP silver fox would start campaigning in the next week or two.

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