November 22, 2008
Clintons Decline Obama Secretary Position
The Clintons read a short statement during a brief news conference in the nation’s capital, for the most part finishing each other’s sentences.
“We respect and admire the President-Elect and wish him well,” they said, “but we are unable to serve as part of his team at this time.”
“The truth is,” the Clintons continued, “we’ve got big plans — like expanding our legacy and doing a lot of fundraising — and a new job would have to be snazzy enough to make us want to set aside our dreams.”
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