November 10, 2008

dear clusterflock

The Secret Service traditionally has given pithy, private names to those whose lives they protect. The monikers are a throwback to a time when electronic communications were not encrypted, and they no longer serve a security function. Still, they give an occasional peek at the players’ personalities, in addition to serving as great trivia questions.

President-elect Barack Obama: Renegade
Michelle Obama: Renaissance
Malia Obama: Radiance
Sasha Obama: Rosebud

What would the Secret Service call you?

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  1. Cindy Scroggins on November 10th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    Sh’fuqua

  2. Tracy on November 10th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    Well, since Cindy took mine, I’m going to go with Schlomo.

  3. Aaron Winslow on November 10th, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    Kielbasa.

  4. Andrew Simone on November 10th, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    Jersey.

  5. Rick Neece on November 10th, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    Thunderpants

  6. Deron Bauman on November 10th, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    douche.

  7. Tracy on November 10th, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    Can I change mine to Rumble-shorts?

  8. CArolina on November 10th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    fistfight

    ai. fistfight has left the building.

  9. Cindy Scroggins on November 10th, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    No, Tracy, you cannot change yours. There are rules, you know.

  10. Mike Dresser on November 10th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    Highball.

    (Rounding out the first family, my bride Harlot and the twins Hijinks and Hampster.)

  11. Cindy Scroggins on November 10th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    And your love child, Heresy.

  12. andrea on November 10th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    Puddin’

  13. Sheila Ryan on November 10th, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    Hot Pants.

  14. Michael Grant Smith on November 10th, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    Mr. Personality

  15. Dave Vogt on November 10th, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    Cuddles, cutiepie, or maybe the c word.

    but not actually the c word, they’d refer to me as “The c word”

    I like cuddles, though.

  16. Michael Smith on November 11th, 2008 at 12:30 am

    Not Grant.

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