as gaius juilius caesar irrupted into this world through his mother’s
royal flank, so i, surprised my enemies, taking an unexpected avenue,
and have never since lost the advantage.
As my wisdom, beauty, and flawless sexual technique have been well documented, dear reader, I will not disappoint you as I dedicate this volume to my daily triumphs over the horror that issues from my booty.
Six years old and trapped in church, I wondered how can That be true?
as gaius juilius caesar irrupted into this world through his mother’s
royal flank, so i, surprised my enemies, taking an unexpected avenue,
and have never since lost the advantage.
I live to embellish.
As my wisdom, beauty, and flawless sexual technique have been well documented, dear reader, I will not disappoint you as I dedicate this volume to my daily triumphs over the horror that issues from my booty.
The first time I quit anything, I was six.
They threw me off the hay truck about noon.
Testes, testes. One. Two. Three?
Once someone tried to insult me by calling me a ’stone fruit’ — you know, soft and sweet on the outside but with a bitter core underneath.
I know why I am here, but I’ll be damned if I know what your angle is.
I understand now why the dent in Myron’s head was off-limits but still wonder some days what really came between Ruth and me.
Friends’ opinions to the contrary, I am really not a very nice person.
The second week began where the first one left off, more bloody Cretan food.
Aw fuck.
I’m here now, but going soon.
I was a late bloomer, but I didn’t realize it until my thirties.
I don’t honestly remember how I got here, so I’m going to make some of it up.
Stolen from James Crumley “I was sitting at a bar in Missoula,Montana with an alcoholic Bulldog name Fireball Roberts”