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1. Phil Bebbington on November 2nd, 2008 at 10:48 am

   Deron, do you mind if I piss myself quietly here?

2. India on November 2nd, 2008 at 12:17 pm

   Oh, Deron, I love you.

3. Cindy Scroggins on November 2nd, 2008 at 2:29 pm

   Yep, that’s one of my favorites, too. Also:

   Shit or git off the pot.

   He’s all hat and no cattle.

   That dog won’t hunt.

   Fuck all y’all.

4. Kathy Hilen-Smith on November 2nd, 2008 at 3:28 pm

   Shit er git off the goat.

   I live in a battleground state.

5. Cindy Scroggins on November 2nd, 2008 at 3:49 pm

   Oooo, you people in Ohio nasty. We respect our goats down here.

   Although I did once have an employee who decided, after some thought, that she wouldn’t be jealous if her husband got frisky with the livestock, because “at least with a goat you can kill it.”

6. Kathy Hilen-Smith on November 2nd, 2008 at 4:25 pm

   YOU, Ms. Scroggins, have a filthy mind. There are many ways to be respectfully “on the goat”. Surely I do not need to explain.

7. Cindy Scroggins on November 2nd, 2008 at 7:24 pm

   I’m not filthy, I’m just Texan.

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