November 2, 2008


favorite Texasism

You can wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up first.

posted by Deron Bauman in language 

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7 Responses to “favorite Texasism”

  1. Phil Bebbington on November 2nd, 2008 at 10:48 am

    Deron, do you mind if I piss myself quietly here?

  2. India on November 2nd, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    Oh, Deron, I love you.

  3. Cindy Scroggins on November 2nd, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    Yep, that’s one of my favorites, too. Also:

    Shit or git off the pot.

    He’s all hat and no cattle.

    That dog won’t hunt.

    Fuck all y’all.

  4. Kathy Hilen-Smith on November 2nd, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    Shit er git off the goat.

    I live in a battleground state.

  5. Cindy Scroggins on November 2nd, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    Oooo, you people in Ohio nasty. We respect our goats down here.

    Although I did once have an employee who decided, after some thought, that she wouldn’t be jealous if her husband got frisky with the livestock, because “at least with a goat you can kill it.”

  6. Kathy Hilen-Smith on November 2nd, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    YOU, Ms. Scroggins, have a filthy mind. There are many ways to be respectfully “on the goat”. Surely I do not need to explain.

  7. Cindy Scroggins on November 2nd, 2008 at 7:24 pm

    I’m not filthy, I’m just Texan.

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