Comments on: favorite Texasism

By: Cindy Scroggins

Cindy Scroggins — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 01:24:04 +0000

I’m not filthy, I’m just Texan.

By: Kathy Hilen-Smith

Kathy Hilen-Smith — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 22:25:25 +0000

YOU, Ms. Scroggins, have a filthy mind. There are many ways to be respectfully “on the goat”. Surely I do not need to explain.

By: Cindy Scroggins

Cindy Scroggins — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 21:49:18 +0000

Oooo, you people in Ohio nasty. We respect our goats down here.

Although I did once have an employee who decided, after some thought, that she wouldn’t be jealous if her husband got frisky with the livestock, because “at least with a goat you can kill it.”

By: Kathy Hilen-Smith

Kathy Hilen-Smith — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 21:28:21 +0000

Shit er git off the goat.

I live in a battleground state.

By: Cindy Scroggins

Cindy Scroggins — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 20:29:22 +0000

Yep, that’s one of my favorites, too. Also:

Shit or git off the pot.

He’s all hat and no cattle.

That dog won’t hunt.

Fuck all y’all.

By: India

India — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 18:17:07 +0000

Oh, Deron, I love you.

By: Phil Bebbington

Phil Bebbington — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 16:48:54 +0000

Deron, do you mind if I piss myself quietly here?