November 26, 2008


Missing

I’m a sucker for clever posters.

Went Missing On Saturday, 11-22, 7:00 PM, on the corner of Columbia and Degraw, while innocently waiting a piece of cornbread outside of Jake’s BBQ … Someone, with apparent good-intentions, picked up Mango (hardest working dog in the key lime pie business). We are seeking the return to his rightful master and his place in the pie kingdom. Reward for information leading to the return of our beloved mascot, constant sidekick, canine friend and family member. He is a 10-year old intact male (father of 32), brown on both ears, light-brown “mango” on left side of face. He answers to Mango, Crack-Pipe and Freak-Farm. To verify his identity, just ask him “where’s the rat?” If he doesn’t respond, it ain’t him.

(via Gowanus Lounge)

posted by Mike Dresser in adventure, advertising, pets 

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One Response to “Missing”

  1. Lucy Foley on November 27th, 2008 at 12:21 am

    bring the dog back godammit! bring the dog back!

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