Comments on: Okay, Take Your Medicine

By: Daryl Scroggins

Daryl Scroggins — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 04:17:57 +0000

Beginning this Sunday? Maybe they should all get started right there at church in that ugly-ass bed–a regular Hallelujah! dog-pile. Then they could zip up and lower skirts and head right back to the pews for more news about the pillar of salt and expendable daughters.

By: Rick Neece

Rick Neece — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 03:27:16 +0000

Foreplay, in Arkansas:

“Brace yourself, Betty Lou, here I come!”

Thank you. I’ll be here all week.

By: Kris

Kris — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 03:10:08 +0000

Did you hear about the Irish prisoner who mixed up the superglue and the Vaseline?

He was in for life.

I’ll get my coat…

By: terrorkitten

terrorkitten — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 23:06:15 +0000

As one who is astrologically on the cusp I constantly find myself being caught between here and there so “Either put it in or take it out, just don’t leave it there” seems to crop up a lot.

Now on that note I must slip off to bed before I disgrace myself further!

By: Sheila Ryan

Sheila Ryan — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:59:15 +0000

Mike. I am sitting in a public venue. Public, mind you. And I have not only laughed aloud but I have snorted. In a most unattractive fashion.

Thank you. It was fun.

By: Mike Dresser

Mike Dresser — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:50:55 +0000

“Satan, get thee behind me.”

By: Sheila Ryan

Sheila Ryan — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:47:34 +0000

"Roll away the stone" is another good one. (And a fine Mott the Hoople tune.)

By: terrorkitten

terrorkitten — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:43:21 +0000

see, the excitement got the better of me! Bloody laptop in Bloody Crete of a stolen wifi connection!

As I was saying before I hit enter….I think if all words can be included in foreplay then life is all the sweeter…I will pick my moment carefully and try “Come out, Lazarus!”

By: terrorkitten

terrorkitten — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:40:09 +0000

I think if all

By: Sheila Ryan

Sheila Ryan — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:38:28 +0000

That always works for me.

Yeah. And I just now thought of a line that appears in a heap of blues songs.