December 31, 2008
merry christmas
I feel like I want to buy somebody something. Who has something they want for between thirty and fifty dollars?
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There’s something I want that’s fifty-two dollars, but it’s out of stock, alas.
what?
Something the coyotes might be able to help me with, at least in part. No, not a raccoon penis bone necklace.
I think this may be one of the rare instances on which I will demur with a coy, “May I have a word with you in private?”
We should form a Clusterflock pack. Twenty of these would be a good start.
$50.00
Do you want twenty of these, Garrett?
actually, I just figured it out. I’ll buy four people a copy of Daryl’s new book.
who wants one who hasn’t ordered one yet?
My home is lacking a taste of Scroggins. I would take one.
You’ve also inspired me to throw another $50 at kiva.org.
sounds good, Garrett. do you have a paypal account? or shoot my your address at my gmail account. just my first and last name is the address and I’ll get one to you. who’s next?
Well I’d love to read Daryl’s new book. The “expands in your mind, not on the page” bit sounds a bit fantastic. I’d be delighted to read a Scroggins in some depth.
good!
send me your address at my name using gmail and I’ll get one to you straight away.
next!
I want one of these:
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=MTL9663
I’ll take one, if you’re still offering.
you bet!
send me your address and I’ll get one to you as well.
one more!
Aaron. you’ll just have to wait for your birthday.
I’ve been thinking lately that it could be beneficial to start up a Clusterfund, in the style of an office place “cards and flowers” collection. To support to such good works as the ‘flock sees fit. I’d throw in the cost of a round of drinks, from time to time.
Mike, I think that is a great idea. would you make a post / set up a paypal account?
I could use some hallucinatory precision, still in a giving mood?
absolutely!
send me your address and I’ll send one your way.
I thought I had missed Santa and here he comes with sticky thread on his fingers, offering hallucinatory words. On the last day of the year!
Really outstandingly generous and wise, Deron. Daryl, Kathryn and I thank you.
Oh sweet baby Jesus thank you Deron. I’m stunned.
you bet, my friend.
Ooh! Ooh! I claimed an un-Christmas present at the P.O. I am wild with glee. And why not? FIfty Phil Ochs fans can’t be wrong, though it’s not that album. It’s even more special. Way more special.
You’re a dear man, Deron Bauman.
That you are, Deron. That you are.
What a delight to read this thread!
Deron, buy yourself something shiny. Go on.
You guys are all so sweet.
I’ve been away for a few days I missed the boat. I guess I’ll just have to buy Daryl’s book myself (planned on it anyway).
Oh…and as it happens, it’s payday!
Mike D. – I love the Clusterfund idea. It was terrific fun when Dave got that bottle of Stoli.