December 20, 2008


Rethinking the Cheese Ball

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History has not been kind to the cheese ball.

Early on, this classic party food earned an ugly reputation it’s been mostly unable to shake – an orange softball filled with garish industrial cheeses, smacking of an untraceable sweetness and coated with stale, often soggy, nuts.

Not exactly food to get your guests going – except for going out the door.

“To me, it was it was one of those things you saw at a party, and after a few people had dug into it, it looked like a train wreck,” says Kemp Minifie, executive food editor at Gourmet magazine.

So bad is the cheese ball’s rap, food writer Amanda Hesser several years ago wrote in the New York Times magazine that “cheese balls tend to be associated with shag rugs and tinsel, symbols of the middle-class middlebrow.”

But surely they can be more.

Artisanal cheese balls. I think not. A cheese ball is a cheese ball. A gobbet of gunk.

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8 Responses to “Rethinking the Cheese Ball”

  1. Aaron Winslow on December 20th, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    Let the cheeseball in. A thoughtfully prepared cheeseball is totally kickass.

  2. Sheila Ryan on December 20th, 2008 at 6:11 pm

    Why must it be spherical?

  3. Deron Bauman on December 20th, 2008 at 6:12 pm

    I heart a cheeseball. your post was making me salivate.

  4. Sheila Ryan on December 20th, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    Stop up your innards, you don’t watch out. Just gum you right up. And turn you into a snot factory.

  5. India on December 21st, 2008 at 1:00 am

    Of course it doesn’t have to be spherical, Sheila. As an alternative, it could be shaped like a log. Would you find the Artisanal Cheese Ball more appetizing if it were presented as an Artisanal Cheese Log?

    Yeah, I didn’t think so.

  6. David Grossblatt on December 21st, 2008 at 10:48 pm

    the best snot and poop blog around

  7. Sheila Ryan on December 21st, 2008 at 11:03 pm

    On account of those cheese balls. And logs.

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