January 8, 2009
English hippies concerned about Wifi
Glastonbury residents are claiming it causes ”headaches, dizziness, nausea, severe tiredness, brain fog, disorientation and loss of appetite, loss of balance, inability to concentrate, loss of creativity” and have been using every reasonable measure to combat the problem:
One man has even begun making orgone generators, which use crystals, semi-precious stones and gold to purportedly put out positive energy to combat the negative vibes flooding the town from the Wi-Fi base stations.
“I have given a number of generators to shops in the High Street and hidden others in bushes in the immediate vicinity of the antennae. That way you can bring back the balance,” Matt Todd told the Telegraph. “The science hasn’t really got into the mainstream because the government won’t make decisions which will affect big business, even if it concerns everyone’s health.”
Todd says the Wi-Fi network is weakening the ley lines, supposed invisible webs of energy running through the landscape that the Druids and other ancient Britons are said to have been well aware of.
Those concerned are welcome to sign the petition.
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Hiding orgone generators in the bushes! What next — LSD in the municipal water supply?
hmmm. what *else* could cause those symptoms.
Someone should start a petition about the hippies.
i’m googling ley lines