January 20, 2009

I can has legacy.

Bush Repeals English Language

Last Official Act as President

In what he hoped would be the capstone to his eight years as President, George W. Bush today signed an executive order repealing the English language.

Scrawling his name on the official document, Mr. Bush said that in abolishing English he had vanquished his “greaterest enemy.”

Via Andy Borowitz

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  1. Lucy Foley on January 20th, 2009 at 7:22 am

    Valiant parting joke, that.

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