January 25, 2009

My neologism

I’m pretty sure Deron knows this one, though the rest of you may not:

falk: verb intransitive: to fart while walking, especially when the motion of the buttocks breaks one long fart into a sequence of momentary staccato farts: usage: “I get so embarrassed at the mall with my stepfather. He falks like a Vespa with a tank of bad gas.”: forms of conjugation: falk, falked, falking; noun form: falker

comments

  1. Deron Bauman on January 25th, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    believe me, I know that one.

  2. Michael Grant Smith on January 25th, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    clusterfalk?

  3. Sheila Ryan on January 25th, 2009 at 9:11 pm

    Falkland?

  4. Mike Dresser on January 26th, 2009 at 8:00 am

    Falkner? Falknerian!

  5. Rick Neece on January 26th, 2009 at 8:26 am

    I falked to work just this morning.

  6. Cooper Renner on January 26th, 2009 at 10:27 am

    They walk alike, they talk alike
    Sometimes they even falk alike

    Two of a kind cousins?

  7. Rick Neece on January 26th, 2009 at 10:40 am

    I’m getting old enough I care less than I used to when folks are in earshot of my falking.

  8. Sheila Ryan on January 26th, 2009 at 10:56 am

    Oh, Cooper.

    “From Zanzibar to Berkeley Square.”

    That is some Anglo-American wildness from the back of the wayback.

  9. Sheila Ryan on January 26th, 2009 at 11:00 am

    You can lose your mind.