Well, while all of you boys just happen to be nekkid, I will now sing for you.
This is the dawning of the aaaaaaaage of aquarius! The aaaaaaage of aquarius! aquaaaaaaaaaariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssss! aaaaaaaaaquaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus.
Lecturing about being naked. Our parents always complained about how much clothes cost, but they never went the next logical step and just said, “When it’s warm, go naked.”
Is this how y’all get new flockers? By making us wish we’d read Clusterflock much more regularly than we do? I mean, you’ve got me checking up on you on the weekend!
When the mooooooooooooooooooon is in the seventh hooooooooooooouse, and Juuupiter aligns with Mars, then peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeace will guide the planets, and looooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooove will steer the stars!
I feel it, too.
I’m buck nekkid right now.
aww, crap. I knew I should’ve checked clusterflock before I put my shorts on.
Michael, that’s how I pictured you. It makes it easier to give my lecture.
Funny coincidence, Deron — that’s how I gave my last lecture, too.
that makes me more comfortable.
So are all the Men Of Clusterflock entirely nekkid right now?
Do socks count? How about one sock?
Mike.
Unh? *ziiiiiiiip!* No! Not me! I’m, uh, fully clothed.
Hmmm. I think we’ve stumbled into something here. A, you know, Thing.
It’s the reason for the season.
Well, while all of you boys just happen to be nekkid, I will now sing for you.
This is the dawning of the aaaaaaaage of aquarius! The aaaaaaage of aquarius! aquaaaaaaaaaariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssss! aaaaaaaaaquaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus.
I hope that has not put ye off.
Love,
Lucy
I dig it. Spent a good part of my adolescent years listening to the Hair soundtrack, humming tunes with lyrics I could never share in polite company.
Aaaaquaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!
I don’t know about the rest of ‘em, but I’m naked and lecturing.
Lecturing about being naked. Our parents always complained about how much clothes cost, but they never went the next logical step and just said, “When it’s warm, go naked.”
Is this how y’all get new flockers? By making us wish we’d read Clusterflock much more regularly than we do? I mean, you’ve got me checking up on you on the weekend!
I’m impressed.
When the mooooooooooooooooooon is in the seventh hooooooooooooouse, and Juuupiter aligns with Mars, then peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeace will guide the planets, and looooooooo-ooooooooooooooooooove will steer the stars!
and the full chorus joins in harmony:
This is the Dawning of the