February 3, 2009

Squab Aubergine?

An Australian traveler was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants following a trip to the Middle East, customs officials said Tuesday. The 23-year-old man was searched after authorities discovered two eggs in a vitamin container in his luggage. Officials also seized seeds in his money belt and an undeclared eggplant.

posted by in adventure, crime, how to | * | 5 comments 

comments

  1. Deron Bauman on February 3rd, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    an undeclared eggplant.

  2. Amy Mabli on February 3rd, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    I want to party with that dude.

  3. Mike Dresser on February 3rd, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    Deron took my comment.

    My cats make the most horrible noises the moment they’re in their carrier. I wonder if there is some secret to calming the birds in your pants?

  4. Rick Neece on February 3rd, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    seized seeds!

    I’ll be stealin’ that some day.

  5. Amanda Mae Meyncke on February 4th, 2009 at 11:30 am

    Oh, dad… not again.

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