February 9, 2009
Waiting For Good ‘Ho
Here’s a wee morsel from my recap of the most recent episode of the continuing saga that is Bret Michael‘s “Rock of Love Bus,” a reality dating show on VH1 that haunts my dreams:
Whassa goin’ on with Bret Michaels? Throughout this season of “Rock of Love,” despite–or perhaps because of–an onslaught of trashy skankitude previously unknown outside of a Joe Francis bachelor party in Tijuana–he’s been ambivalent, morose, and consumed by ennui. BRET MICHAELS. I think he’s aware of the problem, though, because on last night’s “Rock of Love Bus” he dropped by the stripper store and picked up some fresh blood to liven up what I can only describe as a train wreck of a bus tour. Desperate times call for desperate measures, people!
Let me back up a bit. The buses pull up to Larry Flynt‘s Hustler Club outside of St. Louis, and at first some of the very few non-strippers on the show (ie, Beverly) are rightfully worried they will have to do some kind of lap dance in Larry Flynt’s wheelchair in order to make an emotional connection with Bret. But, no, it’s a makeover challenge. I love makeovers! Bret brings out three obviously dowdied-up women with baggy sweaters, glasses, no makeup, etc. The idiotic skanktestants clearly believe that these ladies really look like this all the time. The challenge is to trash ‘em up the way Bret likes it. Makeover teams are formed and Natasha, Farrah, and Mindy are the captains. Each is assigned a girl to transform from drab to scab. The winning team captain gets a romantic dream date with Bret.
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