March 26, 2009

Periodic Table of Controllers

Periodic Table of Controllers

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  1. Deron Bauman on March 26th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    I love the periodic table genre.

  2. Andrew Simone on March 26th, 2009 at 11:37 am

    Ditto. I simply cannot get enough.

  3. Lucy Foley on March 26th, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    I read that as “Dildo. I simply can’t get enough.” I can’t help it.

  4. Cindy Scroggins on March 26th, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    Where’s Sheila?

  5. Lucy Foley on March 26th, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    I am sort of stunned that that comment remained entirely unaddressed for 2 whole hours. Sometimes the only person you can count on to even show up is Cindy.

  6. Lucy Foley on March 26th, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    Ok, one whole hour. Time moves slowly when you’re in the countryside.

  7. Cindy Scroggins on March 26th, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    It’s that pesky work nonsense, I’m afraid. If I weren’t wired to do four things at once, even I wouldn’t show up very often.

    I’m sad when Sheila isn’t around. It is my understanding that she is sick and in need of soup.

    I hereby send Sheila a virtual bowl of Vietnamese hot & sour soup.

  8. Cindy Scroggins on March 26th, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    But, Lucy, she would probably prefer a dildo. Maybe a dildo floating in a bowl of soup.

  9. Lucy Foley on March 26th, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    Oh god that reminds me of the horrible Chinese soup practice of cutting off the fins of little baby sharks even though they don’t taste of anything, for decorative purposes in bowls of soup. @stephenfry posted pics yesterday and they’ve really really stuck around. Cindy. (I almost called you, Dildo, there). Do you think we can convince the Chinese to have little floating dildoes in their soup instead of shark fins? Do you think we can do this?

    Yes I was up late chatting with Sheila last night. She did sound like she was having a fever dream, but then, you know, that’s Sheila.

  10. Cindy Scroggins on March 26th, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    Lucy, have I ever told you that I can speak Chinese? Well, I don’t really speak Chinese, per se, but I can speak English with a really good Chinese accent. This ability seems key to our success in negotiating dildos in place of shark fins.

    I’ll get on it.

    I wonder if they sell dildos at the Dollar Store? I know I plan to sell them at Todo A Dollar.

  11. Lucy Foley on March 26th, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Ah so! This is excellent news. Shall we contact Biden’s Building a Strong Middle Class Task Force Military or whatever he’s calling it, and suggest you as negotiator? Are we ready for this move?

    Yes, I want to make a movie of you and Sheila selling ye’r wares at the Todo A Dollar counter at the back of the Post Office. All these pretty things. What kind of um, fabric, do you think you will need to make the dildos from, Dildo? Cindy. I meant Cindy. I don’t know why I did that.

  12. Cindy Scroggins on March 26th, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    Oh, I don’t make them. They’re made in China. Like the soup.

    Yes, have Biden’s people call my people. But it’ll have to be tomorrow–I’m a busy person, and he’ll just have to wait.

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  15. Lando on March 30th, 2009 at 5:41 am

    One question… for the Nintendo DS, shouldn’t there be a big black rectangle between the D-Pad and buttons since the whole bottom screen can also act as a controller?

  16. HerrK on March 30th, 2009 at 8:08 am

    Looks fantastic – great work!

  17. Maj Malfunction on March 30th, 2009 at 11:03 am
  18. Rolfke on March 30th, 2009 at 11:43 am

    The element number 54 should be “NINTENDO – gameboy micro” instead of “GAMEBOY micro”…

    Otherwise, I love the work! :)

  19. Sorata on March 31st, 2009 at 10:50 am

    Brilliantly done. You’re featured in Kotaku btw :D

  20. Sorata on March 31st, 2009 at 10:54 am

    Oh, to add on with Rolfke from above: #45 also should be NINTENDO – Vitual Boy instead of “VITUAL – boy”… if you want to be technical.

  21. Sorata on March 31st, 2009 at 10:56 am

    To follow Rolfke, #45 should also be “NINTENDO – Vitual Boy” just to be technical. Maybe you did that for a reason.

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