I am sort of stunned that that comment remained entirely unaddressed for 2 whole hours. Sometimes the only person you can count on to even show up is Cindy.
Oh god that reminds me of the horrible Chinese soup practice of cutting off the fins of little baby sharks even though they don’t taste of anything, for decorative purposes in bowls of soup. @stephenfry posted pics yesterday and they’ve really really stuck around. Cindy. (I almost called you, Dildo, there). Do you think we can convince the Chinese to have little floating dildoes in their soup instead of shark fins? Do you think we can do this?
Yes I was up late chatting with Sheila last night. She did sound like she was having a fever dream, but then, you know, that’s Sheila.
Lucy, have I ever told you that I can speak Chinese? Well, I don’t really speak Chinese, per se, but I can speak English with a really good Chinese accent. This ability seems key to our success in negotiating dildos in place of shark fins.
I’ll get on it.
I wonder if they sell dildos at the Dollar Store? I know I plan to sell them at Todo A Dollar.
Ah so! This is excellent news. Shall we contact Biden’s Building a Strong Middle Class Task Force Military or whatever he’s calling it, and suggest you as negotiator? Are we ready for this move?
Yes, I want to make a movie of you and Sheila selling ye’r wares at the Todo A Dollar counter at the back of the Post Office. All these pretty things. What kind of um, fabric, do you think you will need to make the dildos from, Dildo? Cindy. I meant Cindy. I don’t know why I did that.
One question… for the Nintendo DS, shouldn’t there be a big black rectangle between the D-Pad and buttons since the whole bottom screen can also act as a controller?
I love the periodic table genre.
Ditto. I simply cannot get enough.
I read that as “Dildo. I simply can’t get enough.” I can’t help it.
Where’s Sheila?
I am sort of stunned that that comment remained entirely unaddressed for 2 whole hours. Sometimes the only person you can count on to even show up is Cindy.
Ok, one whole hour. Time moves slowly when you’re in the countryside.
It’s that pesky work nonsense, I’m afraid. If I weren’t wired to do four things at once, even I wouldn’t show up very often.
I’m sad when Sheila isn’t around. It is my understanding that she is sick and in need of soup.
I hereby send Sheila a virtual bowl of Vietnamese hot & sour soup.
But, Lucy, she would probably prefer a dildo. Maybe a dildo floating in a bowl of soup.
Oh god that reminds me of the horrible Chinese soup practice of cutting off the fins of little baby sharks even though they don’t taste of anything, for decorative purposes in bowls of soup. @stephenfry posted pics yesterday and they’ve really really stuck around. Cindy. (I almost called you, Dildo, there). Do you think we can convince the Chinese to have little floating dildoes in their soup instead of shark fins? Do you think we can do this?
Yes I was up late chatting with Sheila last night. She did sound like she was having a fever dream, but then, you know, that’s Sheila.
Lucy, have I ever told you that I can speak Chinese? Well, I don’t really speak Chinese, per se, but I can speak English with a really good Chinese accent. This ability seems key to our success in negotiating dildos in place of shark fins.
I’ll get on it.
I wonder if they sell dildos at the Dollar Store? I know I plan to sell them at Todo A Dollar.
Ah so! This is excellent news. Shall we contact Biden’s Building a Strong Middle Class Task Force Military or whatever he’s calling it, and suggest you as negotiator? Are we ready for this move?
Yes, I want to make a movie of you and Sheila selling ye’r wares at the Todo A Dollar counter at the back of the Post Office. All these pretty things. What kind of um, fabric, do you think you will need to make the dildos from, Dildo? Cindy. I meant Cindy. I don’t know why I did that.
Oh, I don’t make them. They’re made in China. Like the soup.
Yes, have Biden’s people call my people. But it’ll have to be tomorrow–I’m a busy person, and he’ll just have to wait.
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One question… for the Nintendo DS, shouldn’t there be a big black rectangle between the D-Pad and buttons since the whole bottom screen can also act as a controller?
Looks fantastic – great work!
Missing the Bally Home Arcade.
http://www.playerschoicevideogames.com/cat_bally.cfm
The element number 54 should be “NINTENDO – gameboy micro” instead of “GAMEBOY micro”…
Otherwise, I love the work!
Brilliantly done. You’re featured in Kotaku btw
Oh, to add on with Rolfke from above: #45 also should be NINTENDO – Vitual Boy instead of “VITUAL – boy”… if you want to be technical.
To follow Rolfke, #45 should also be “NINTENDO – Vitual Boy” just to be technical. Maybe you did that for a reason.
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