March 18, 2009

‘Project Runway’ Finalist Facing Assault Charges

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Kenley Collins was arrested today after assaulting her fiance with their cat, authorities said today.

New York Post report via Project Rungay.

(Thanks, Kate Theimer.)

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  1. Andrew Simone on March 18th, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    WITH. THEIR. CAT.

  2. Dave Vogt on March 18th, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    Cats are like bats that keep swinging after you make contact.

  3. Cindy Scroggins on March 18th, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    I bet he’ll flinch the next time he asks for pussy.

  4. Mike Dresser on March 18th, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    You might say he was pussy whipped?

  5. Deron Bauman on March 18th, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    for the record, she can assault me with her pussy any time.

  6. Sheila Ryan on March 18th, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    Deron, you reckon she’s had it declawed?

  7. Deron Bauman on March 18th, 2009 at 10:15 pm

    vagina dentata.

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