March 29, 2009


R.I.P. Mr. Walken

Follower: “Wait, I think he’s gonna say something.”

Gump: “I’m pretty tired. I think I’ll go home now.”

(Sea of followers parts.)

Follower: “Well now what are we supposed to do?!”

At least for now there’s still Steve Buscemi.

Until someone gets behind Barton Fink.

posted by Derek White in internet 

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18 Responses to “R.I.P. Mr. Walken”

  1. Sheila Ryan on March 29th, 2009 at 11:38 am

    I reckon I could tweet with that Barton Fink feeling.

  2. Derek White on March 29th, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    Just tweet “FADE IN: A TENEMENT BUILDING On Manhattan’s Lower East Side. Early morning traffic is audible.” At 24-hour intervals.

  3. Hobson on March 29th, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    You will be missed

  4. Steve on March 29th, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    Er, so what happened to Cwalken’s twitter account? Was it suspended by request, or for violating terms of use?

  5. Derek white on March 29th, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    All I know is I went looking for a fix and he wad gone, man.

  6. Rick Neece on March 29th, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    Walk without rhythm…and you won’t attract the worm.Fantastic!

    So long, Mr. Walken. If you’ve a mind to, join us at clusterflockstock. We’ll dance the night away. Fly to Kansas City, we’ll pick you up in the Town Car, drive you down to Texas in the RV. Cocktails and games all the way. C’mon now, don’t be shy.

  7. India on March 29th, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    This is a lovely thing.

  8. Sheila Ryan on March 29th, 2009 at 4:09 pm

    Derek, will you tweet the cry of the fishmonger at 24-hour intervals?

  9. Derek White on March 29th, 2009 at 11:20 pm

    Sorry about the gone wad, man. Was typing on one of these half-pint blackberries whilst trying to follow madness of March, twelve time zones away.

    Sheila, http://twitter.com/FartonBink.

  10. alondono on March 29th, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    Nooo, this is a sad day. One of the most enjoyable things of my Twitter experience was to read cwalken.

    Whoever was responsible for those magnificent tweets could you please start again. I don’t smoke, but I read cwalken.

    I understand the account was suspended (at least that’s what the Twitter message says), why not open a new account with a name like fakeCWalken or something similar?

  11. Sheila Ryan on March 30th, 2009 at 12:31 am

    “Sorry about the gone wad, man.”

  12. Derek White on March 30th, 2009 at 12:47 am

    Sorry, forgot to add “with a goat.”

    Whose boots are made for KWalken? I myself prefer krab over crab.

  13. Krista M on March 30th, 2009 at 7:55 am

    cwalken’s witty Tweets will be sorely missed! Please find another way!

  14. marc on March 30th, 2009 at 9:25 am

    So the mystery is, who is the mastermind behind twitter.com/cwalken? They’re originally from the clusterflock community if you believe the interview in thewrap.com

  15. Anonymous on March 30th, 2009 at 11:56 am

    Er… why did it get suspended? I have @mrwalken on twitter, if you want that as a replacement account. Or can you not do fake accounts? What if you did a walken account and clearly state it is fake?

  16. Rick Neece on March 30th, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    Anyone notice who’s back?

  17. Hobson on March 30th, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    haha good to see you again, cwalken

  18. Derek White on March 30th, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    yeah, got to stay away from those water aerobics classes, they’ll get you every time. I was *observing* such a class the other day and they were playing “It’s raining men.”

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