March 13, 2009

Sweet Dreams Are Madoff This

I couldn’t sleep last night and found myself making plays on Bernie Madoff’s name.  Hundreds of them.  Among the ones I remember:

Bernie Madoff with our retirement!

This is Kristen, my Madoff honor.

If the moon were Madoff swiss cheese, would you eat it?

Whaddya think, I’m Madoff money?

A gentleman Madoff his hat when a lady passes.

A coal man’s Madoff muscle and blood. (That’s cheating, I know, but it cracked me up at 4 am)

I Madoff Hitler, and I want to be your fuehrer!

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  1. Deron Bauman on March 13th, 2009 at 10:47 am

    I Madoff Hitler, and I want to be your fuehrer!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Cindy Scroggins on March 13th, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    I know, I know.

    Pray for me.

  3. Rick Neece on March 13th, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    Brilliant!

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