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1. Cindy Scroggins on April 8th, 2009 at 9:49 am

   haters

2. Deron Bauman on April 8th, 2009 at 10:04 am

   and here I was bemoaning the state of spam.

3. Lucy Foley on April 8th, 2009 at 10:42 am

   Current spam:
   1. Avoid standard men’s troubles.

4. Cindy Scroggins on April 8th, 2009 at 11:32 am

   Irish spam is superior to American spam.

5. Lucy Foley on April 8th, 2009 at 11:36 am

   2. Politician’s gene found.

   I think all spam comes from the same source. All spam comes out of an aircraft hangar sized building in Taiwan, chock full of minimum wage hopefuls desirous of pyramid schemes that will one day make them rich at the expense of squashing people as they have in turn been squashed.

6. Sheila Ryan on April 8th, 2009 at 2:47 pm

   Y’all, all spam comes from the Heartland. Austin, Minnesota. And I think Hawaii is still one of the most concentrated markets for it.

   “Everything but the squeal.”

   The Jungle.

   Pork product!

7. Cindy Scroggins on April 8th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

   It occurred to me today that an ironic death for a vegetarian would be to get attacked and eaten by a bunch of feral hogs. Now I wonder if vegetarian-eating hogs make better or worse candidates for spam.

   So much to consider in life….

8. Dave Vogt on April 8th, 2009 at 3:41 pm

   Eating things that eat meat is probably not great for you, but bacon is so delicious. Trade-offs.

9. Sheila Ryan on April 8th, 2009 at 3:45 pm

   It occurred to me today that an ironic death for a vegetarian would be to get attacked and eaten by a bunch of feral hogs.

   Cindy, I have a bit of godawfulblack (true) humor having to do with Jeffrey Dahmer. I think it’s best I write you privately.

10. Sheila Ryan on April 8th, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    Mmmnh, bacon.

    That’s got nothing to do with the godawfulblack (truely) (true) humorous Jeffrey Dahmer thing.

11. Cindy Scroggins on April 8th, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    I’m all ears. About Jeffrey Dahmer, that is. I’m actually quite a bit more than ears. That is to say, my two ears are a relatively small part of me.

    I think I need to go home now.

12. Lucy Foley on April 8th, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    I am NOT all ears about Jeffrey Dahmer OK? NOT ALL EARS HERE. Thanks.

13. Lucy Foley on April 8th, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    By the way, thanks again Clusterflock. This time I’m eating a rather lovely fresh pasta and thai shrimp thing.

14. Sheila Ryan on April 8th, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    Girls (and anyone else): I’ll write you privately. What I got to say definitely falls into the category ‘non-anecdote”. Quite possibly ‘offensive and unfunny non-anecdote’.

    There is, however, an x-degrees-of-separation connection with John Cale, so that might rope Cindy in, and quite possibly Lucy.

15. Lucy Foley on April 8th, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    [fingers in her ears]
    la la la la laalalalalalal aaaaaaaaaaalaaaaaaaa la la. la. la la la. la.

16. Sheila Ryan on April 8th, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    It’s a shaggy-dog non-anecdote. But no dogs, shaggy or otherwise, were (nor will be) harmed in the telling of the non-anecdote.

17. Cindy Scroggins on April 9th, 2009 at 8:42 am

    I’m still waiting for my no dogs harmed non-anecdote that peripherally involves John Cale. If you please.

18. Sheila Ryan on April 9th, 2009 at 9:10 am

    Can’t right now. I’m driving.

19. Cindy Scroggins on April 9th, 2009 at 9:28 am

    Just say it out loud. I’ll hear you.

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