Really? At least with a volcano I know I’m meeting either ground or lava and a quick death. With a vast, man-sized vulva, accessable only by freefall drop from a mile above the ground, lord only knows what horrors await inside.
Daryl has a story where a man deliberately skydives onto his wife. If I recall correctly, the presumption is that they will both be harmed or even killed by the act. It’s a cheery little tale.
Of course, that’s skydiving onto rather than into. I’d say into might be a little more difficult to carry out, but then, I’m not the one of who thought of it, am I?
I read this as Man Skydives Into a Volvo. But then I looked at his little cape and the snowy peak and thought to myself, no, probably not a Volvo.
I read Cindy’s comment as Man Skydives into Vulva.
I wonder what that says about me.
Dan, I think it says you’re a lot smarter than the guy who skydived into a volcano.
Really? At least with a volcano I know I’m meeting either ground or lava and a quick death. With a vast, man-sized vulva, accessable only by freefall drop from a mile above the ground, lord only knows what horrors await inside.
Daryl has a story where a man deliberately skydives onto his wife. If I recall correctly, the presumption is that they will both be harmed or even killed by the act. It’s a cheery little tale.
Of course, that’s skydiving onto rather than into. I’d say into might be a little more difficult to carry out, but then, I’m not the one of who thought of it, am I?
I will now jump from the 10m high dive into this glass of ordinary drinking water!