May 14, 2009
dear clusterflock
At Rick Neece’s behest (though, I obviously should’ve thought of this myself), we’ve got business to attend to:
What should Phil Bebbington’s one-eyed wonder worm be called? We need good names here, people. And, in case it makes a difference name-wise, said member is fully intact.
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Pedro
Oh my, a naming ceremony. How wonderful, can we have food, drink and of course photos.
Will I need to wax? Perhaps a smart trim for the occasion? I have been thinking of going blonde for a while now. I’ll have to be careful of the sun, red skin and blonde locks really won’t be a nice look.
I’m so excited.
If it is helpful, I am supposed to have gypsy blood. If you need inspiration, this clip may help. He is a cousin http://is.gd/nP5A
As we offer suggestions, since Phil’s new to this, perhaps we should offer Phil ettiquette in the proper usage of a dick name.
First, you generally don’t call your dick by name except for pure comedy or in the preambles of engaging in an act of love. For instance, one might be heard to say “Oh, Girrrrrrrl. Baby Charmin could sure use a little burping.”
Since he’ “hooded,” I’m trying to think of a name of someone known for hoods. Who’s that hip-hop guy with the hoods?
Oh, FUCK, Rick – I spewed Martini there!
Jesus – how about Robin Hood?
Phil, didn’t you dream recently about a gang of hooded cats? So maybe a cat name? ‘Timmy’ is a fine name — but that might be confusing both for you and for Timmy. For you and for your Timmy and for Cindy and for Daryl and for their Timmy.
Robin. Robin. ROB-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-N! Sit with it a little, roll it around on your tongue a little so to speak. See if it feels right.
You know, I’ve heard of the two variations referred to as “helmets” and “anteaters” Anyone know any good anteater names?
Rick, it’s been a while since I was rolled around on anyone’s tongue, although the notion is delicious.
Sheila, how about Tommy – close and yet not.
Mike
Or — thinking here of your linked video — you might try Papa Lazarou. Or Dave.
Cindy, I like it, but, if I say Mike it might be grabbed like a mic – that could be very distressing. Can we have that as a possible candidate?
What, as in “See me, feel me, touch me, heal me”?
Sheila, we’d need to get around the peg/pin thing if we used either of your suggestions.
I do like Dave – I’m wondering id Papa Lazarou might be seen as a tad pretentious?
If I could foof my hair like an early 70s Daltrey, yes!
A whole new level of meaning added to the phrase “You are my wife now . . . Dave.”
Compton. As in, Straight outa Compton.
Nevil
Lucy, can we replace ‘niggas with attitude’ with . . . see, I’m embarrassed! Ah well, lets replace it anyway – can you see me blushing?
Sheila, as long as we don’t block the toilet!
Cindy – I’m not sure – it sounds weak, I’d like the name to throb!
Horace
Peter the Anteater
Bushwick.
(it’s ok folks, the game’s over. nothing to see here anymore.)
Cleave.
PETER! Or Pete.
Cleave! You perv.
Guys, this is like a feeding frenzy!! I only have one bottle of Gin left – I have a feeling I need more.
I’m wondering if we ought to be considering the personality we are trying to name.
Smart, attentive, always stands straight, perhaps with a slight bias to the left, but always attentive and ready.
Perhaps this will help – oh, white Caucasian mid brown hair, a few freckles – tans nicely and loves his mum.
Are you fucking serious, Phil? You want to call your penis John Kerry?
Jerry
I’m going to mull this over for a while.
Cindy!
Ennis. With obvious rhyming possibilities.
No, not John Kerry – perhaps Tom & Jerry.
Mike and I seem to understand this game.
Smart, attentive, always stands straight, perhaps with a slight bias to the left, but always attentive and ready.
Dick. Keep it simple. Dick Bebbington. On formal occasions, Richard.
I like that. Kathy. Dick Bebbington, honourable member!
“Geoduck”? http://tinyurl.com/pykgjv (slightly NSFW)